I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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