her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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