I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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