the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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