so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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