i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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