I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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