Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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