i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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