That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
