that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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