Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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