p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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