this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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