i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.