god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...