So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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