they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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