actually, I'm a sock model
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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