Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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