Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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