BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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