My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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