Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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