so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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