When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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