I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Help. Why am I so naked?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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