I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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