I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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