THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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