so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
