Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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