Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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