Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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