no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
