I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize