Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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