drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
