i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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