I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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