You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women