i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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