as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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