on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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