party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Randomize
