There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
