just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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