So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it's like iHOP with fire
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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