i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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