If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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