I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think pants incapable of making pants work
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Randomize