worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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