that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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