absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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