i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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