i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
