You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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